It is absolutely clear to me that the great writer and philosopher Mr Beckett expresses his thought clearly. "ukgyuhkhkhg" is what he says, and I am sure that "ukgyuhkhkhg" is precisely what he means. As to what "ukgyuhkhkhg" means to the rest of us, that is a horse of a different persuasion, as you English say!
How life in England has changed. Modern oiks, as I believe they are called, seem to believe that it is sufficient for them to win the attention of their betters by choosing to begin words with 'u'. What deplorable behaviour, utterly non-U. What they deserve is to be wrapped in a napkin and flushed down the lavatory!
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ukgyuhkhkhg? ukgyuhkhkhg!!
Francis, surely this is a bit over the top.
ukgyuhkh, perhaps. Or even yuhkhkhg.
But never ukgyuhkhkhg!
It is absolutely clear to me that the great writer and philosopher Mr Beckett expresses his thought clearly. "ukgyuhkhkhg" is what he says, and I am sure that "ukgyuhkhkhg" is precisely what he means.
As to what "ukgyuhkhkhg" means to the rest of us, that is a horse of a different persuasion, as you English say!
How life in England has changed. Modern oiks, as I believe they are called, seem to believe that it is sufficient for them to win the attention of their betters by choosing to begin words with 'u'. What deplorable behaviour, utterly non-U.
What they deserve is to be wrapped in a napkin and flushed down the lavatory!
I wandered lonely as a cloud
that floats on high o'er vales of sick
When all at once I saw I saw a lot
Of things that looked like ukgyuhkhkhg
... and so, it is evident that I ukgyuhkhkhg, therefore I am ukgyuhkhkhg,
Oi, oi, that's yer lot.
Ukgyuhkhkhg, said Bill
Ukgyuhkhkhg, said Ben.
Don't talk with your mouth full, snapped the little weed.
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